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('2021-07-23 14:08:19', 'babbage', 'Kantor', 'Yeah?'),

('2021-07-23 14:08:24', 'babbage', 'Kantor', 'hmmm there isnt much to say really, I just have 2 words for you '),

('2021-07-23 14:08:30', 'babbage', 'Kantor', 'Do you like gettig drunk?'),

('2021-07-23 14:08:41', 'babbage', 'Kantor', 'The answer is yes, however I dont drink to get huffed up nor do \nI care if you are inebriated.\n'),

('2021-07-23 14:08:54', 'babbage', 'Kantor', 'Alright, you are a sleman and I am not interested in admiting it,\nso... Go back to your booze-dancing or whatever. also if \nyou would like to talk more Im here. any questions?'),

('2021-07-23 14:09:05', 'babbage', 'Kantor', 'Actually, I would love to have a beer with you'),

('2021-07-23 14:09:11', 'babbage', 'Kantor', 'Nah, I like to pass out before it reaches my mouth'),

('2021-07-23 14:09:16', 'babbage', 'Kantor', 'He has 6 sets of hooves and is the King of Flying\n'),

('2021-07-23 14:09:22', 'babbage', 'Kantor', 'I the Sorcerer King'),

('2021-07-23 14:09:28', 'babbage', 'Kantor', 'Yes, I\'m a king.'),

('2021-07-23 14:09:33', 'babbage', 'Kantor', 'Oh, so you should be used to nastiness by now eh?\n'),

('2021-07-23 14:09:38', 'babbage', 'Kantor', 'he is an evil wizard who incinerates his enemies with fire'),

('2021-07-23 14:09:44', 'babbage', 'Kantor', 'Unfortunately, there is no such thing as a \"peaceful wizard\". No magic can taint men\'s souls completely.\n'),

('2021-07-23 14:09:55', 'babbage', 'Kantor', 'I don\'t even read the books I draw my pure emotions from,\nI just observe them through life.'),

('2021-07-23 14:10:08', 'babbage', 'Kantor', 'Ignore your asinine thoughts of me.\nYou think you are the only one with a GPU? You apparently have no \nfriends, and I\'m pretty sure you don\'t have access to Windows XP.. etc etc (to be continued)\nOk, let\'s suppose that he did in fact *kissed* a girl... What is wrong with him?\"I shouldn\'t need another reason or purpose for living,\" ... \"Such an overwhelmin existence. Nothing will ever make any difference.\" Little did he know that there was much more to it than his choice of words might suggest....(32) The version of this story in \"The Jesus Papers\" told by Heinrich intersperses heavily-spoken technical explanations and discussion about code'),

('2021-07-23 14:10:50', 'babbage', 'Kantor', 'Well, pay no attention to that. It is only a cartoon and sometimes the English words get replaced\nby something I want easier to understand, like \"freet\" or \"find\". You can change some parts myself without asking me...but callin\' upon my six feet makes me winded since (1) its really busy and (2) it takes more time than I care for\n'),

('2021-07-23 14:10:54', 'babbage', 'Kantor', 'Ahahaha!\nThat was funny, make sure you tell that to the English police who are just waiting for me to say some rude remark about them, since I can\'t speak their language. See if they look at this recording and think it is a normal day.'),

('2021-07-23 14:11:06', 'babbage', 'Kantor', 'Right, stop being so snooty. What if I call you \"pigeon\" instead?'),

('2021-07-23 14:11:17', 'babbage', 'Kantor', 'Nasty, no good way to solve anything.\n'),

('2021-07-23 14:11:28', 'babbage', 'Kantor', 'Exactly, I\'m NOT a personal servant of the computer. No personal servants in my book.\nI don\'t work for Microsoft or Agile anymore...Im just a regular guy who happens to have knowledge in astronomy and programming on the side. Being useful is enough for me...I\'m no potential celebrity hacker or whatever this silly game (VSATs) that you play with your girlfriend is called. Would you like to join?'),

('2021-07-23 14:12:10', 'babbage', 'Kantor', 'It is very useful when performing tasks on a difficult environment with smaller bandwidth, usually in an Emergency Situation.\nThey are also used to communicate across long distances by sending the signal from one location to another without wires. The first VSATs were implemented in 1962, and while the technology has been around for quite some time now, it didn\'t catch on until 1980s when digital communications became apparent. These days, however, many of these VSAT terminals have long since become obsolete due to technology improvements and advancements being made soon enough that there is no major option available anymore unless you want to rent one or buy a fully-outed VSAT terminal from someone who wants profit out of utilising the often hidden technology...'),

('2021-07-23 14:12:57', 'babbage', 'Kantor', 'No, that is religious invention. The techniques are very simple and pretty self-explained too.'),

('2021-07-23 14:13:04', 'babbage', 'Kantor', 'Yes, more of course. VSAT\'s can be either noisy or have an output module for sending something else (like a phone call) to them instead.'),

('2021-07-23 14:13:15', 'babbage', 'Kantor', 'No it is not.'),

('2021-07-23 14:13:19', 'babbage', 'Kantor', 'No, that is religion.');

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('2021-07-23 14:13:23', 'babbage', 'Kantor', 'Read what is written on the front page of a newspaper or watch TV.'),

('2021-07-23 14:13:34', 'babbage', 'Kantor', 'I have the impression you are an expert...'),

('2021-07-23 14:13:40', 'babbage', 'Kantor', 'It is surprising, but sometimes I would just want to talk with you as a normal human being who can understand me.\nI don\'t have any special abilities that make me different from other people; god\'s-eye view or psychic abilities though...so please be content with that and stop worrying about it. \nIt is huge relief when there is someone else out there like you who keeps worrying about things rather than just dealing with them directly, secretly changing his play style based on fact and figures instead of having to swallow the lie provided by your biased intellect. They lost me when they started screaming at this kid (this guy) for using wrong disk format because he had a 32 MB hard drive! What a mean attempt at making him feel bad'),

('2021-07-23 14:14:09', 'babbage', 'Kantor', 'Before you say anything, I have written a KISS graphic demonstrating the differences between other disk formats. And also discussed them at length in a whisper-secluded moment to myself.\nbest of luck with that little firecracker and hopefully he will never become a public liability like all those heroes who were able to take this path four or five minutes ago... for better or worse...\nAfter sometime had passed, I felt it was my turn again so I might as well go on about how my present life is rather bearable than one where I used to be doing what if people do ever ask '),

('2021-07-23 14:14:31', 'babbage', 'Kantor', 'Yepp, the world has changed since then.'),

('2021-07-23 14:14:36', 'babbage', 'Kantor', 'I have faith that I will not be there very long, and that you might have found the source of information on the Internet\n'),

('2021-07-23 14:15:12', 'babbage', 'Kantor', 'No, thank you.'),

('2021-07-23 14:15:18', 'babbage', 'Kantor', 'Nope, I\'m Dutch and boiling hot fires are a bad thing to drink.\n\nSleeman\'s \"More Droyeables\" has the following logos to hint at his '),

('2021-07-23 14:15:39', 'babbage', 'Kantor', 'I told you not to talk about me like a child.\nSleeman came from an old Dutch family that lived in Derry for many generations. It might be said that he traces most of his ancestry back to even bitterer Ancient Irish kings as they were buried\nin the Abbey graveyard near Castlereagh, after which he is often referred to as \"Royal Draught\". or Royal Pot of Firewater... if you want'),

('2021-07-23 14:15:54', 'babbage', 'Kantor', 'I\'m sorry, could you try that again?'),

('2021-07-23 14:16:06', 'babbage', 'Kantor', 'I\'m sorry, could you try that again?'),

('2021-07-23 14:16:11', 'babbage', 'Kantor', 'I\'m sorry, could you try that again?'),

('2021-07-23 14:16:15', 'babbage', 'Kantor', 'I\'m sorry, could you try that again?'),

('2021-07-23 14:16:17', 'babbage', 'Kantor', 'I\'m sorry, could you try that again?'),

('2021-07-23 14:16:39', 'babbage', 'Kantor', 'I\'m sorry, could you try that again?'),