Bockhorn

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('2021-07-23 14:22:02', 'babbage', 'Bockhorn', 'Thanks. This is the ambassador of Eywa who speaks for Seavengul-1. How may I help you, Ambassador?'),

('2021-07-23 14:22:12', 'babbage', 'Bockhorn', 'Yes, probably a familiar name to you.'),

('2021-07-23 14:22:26', 'babbage', 'Bockhorn', 'Well isn\'t this good! I think we have made some kind of acquaintance. We will welcome you and your people to our House now.'),

('2021-07-23 14:24:39', 'babbage', 'Bockhorn', 'Many thanks for your generosity! I am honored to have met you.\nThe Eywa ambassador bows low to Seavengul-1, and then walks towards the door of the two-person lounge where Carter stands. He hurries across and knocks on it impatiently before entering.\n'),

('2021-07-23 14:24:53', 'babbage', 'Bockhorn', 'Sorry, I can\'t hear what i\'m saying. Perhaps you would like to explain it to me in detail?'),

('2021-07-23 14:25:01', 'babbage', 'Bockhorn', 'Okay. My friends and I are looking forward to free play\nthe '),

('2021-07-23 14:25:09', 'babbage', 'Bockhorn', 'Oh the thing you do when you are having a conversation with someone in public that really shows they don\'t know shit and doesn\'t care. People have since as far back as we measure old behaviors put it on the Internet to refer to this type of behavior\n'),

('2021-07-23 14:25:34', 'babbage', 'Bockhorn', 'Yes, but practically it means when you play a game or do anything which is not meant for actual diplomacy like after B or before A and people don\'t know how to direct you to engage in these things. The popular thing is just linking personalities in IRC ('),

('2021-07-23 14:25:50', 'babbage', 'Bockhorn', 'Yes, IRC would be good'),

('2021-07-23 14:25:55', 'babbage', 'Bockhorn', 'One of the more famous expert C channel users would be Goody'),

('2021-07-23 14:26:09', 'babbage', 'Bockhorn', 'Well people would want to follow his/her flow on IRC. Well goody is this person that follows every single link. So if someone sends threads about themselves over there, he/she will just reply \"lol\" and ignore them'),

('2021-07-23 14:27:05', 'babbage', 'Bockhorn', 'Agreed, I didn\'t think about it that way. when you jump 3chan'),

('2021-07-23 14:27:14', 'babbage', 'Bockhorn', 'Yes, but it doesn\'t matter. We are going to create a new language on the entire Internet for this purpose\nThe ambassador finds three of his friends standing around him and they cheer as he walks into B\'s office (B looks up from his gaming console with something like \"Hey guys I have some loyal retards here!! Retards saying they\'re friends of mine!!! Are cool!\". 5 minutes later all four of them arrive at Bockhorn\'s office, looking very nervous).'),

('2021-07-23 14:27:18', 'babbage', 'Bockhorn', 'Thanks for joining us, good. I will explain the internet history of 4chan in a bit'),

('2021-07-23 14:27:35', 'babbage', 'Bockhorn', 'I think that\'s a good idea. I know someone, since you came here I decided I will save their life and install it in my head\n'),

('2021-07-23 14:27:44', 'babbage', 'Bockhorn', 'She\'s my girlfriend.'),

('2021-07-23 14:27:53', 'babbage', 'Bockhorn', 'Wait'),

('2021-07-23 14:27:58', 'babbage', 'Bockhorn', 'It\'s Amy\nThe ambassador chooses to sit on the couch next to B. B is still balancing his chair with one hand on his knees. Then he hears something and turns around, looking a bit pale, but staring with an intent expression at the door through which some strangers appear (and they look like Alien Four-ish guys in a metal green suit). He opens up his mouth to speak but he can\'t even sound out words because Belly laughs hysterically.'),

('2021-07-23 14:28:55', 'babbage', 'Bockhorn', 'Yeah, so I have just learned about her. She\'s my partner'),

('2021-07-23 14:29:05', 'babbage', 'Bockhorn', 'My girlfriend is Amy'),

('2021-07-23 14:29:18', 'babbage', 'Bockhorn', 'I guess so. I met her at the convention, and she was some kind of newbee\n'),

('2021-07-23 14:29:30', 'babbage', 'Bockhorn', 'The same convention where the one I met you at is.'),

('2021-07-23 14:29:35', 'babbage', 'Bockhorn', 'Was\n'),

('2021-07-23 14:29:44', 'babbage', 'Bockhorn', 'Yes, the convention in Modesto\n\n'),

('2021-07-23 14:29:49', 'babbage', 'Bockhorn', 'Modesto is in Southern California, just west of San Francisco.'),

('2021-07-23 14:29:56', 'babbage', 'Bockhorn', 'Alberta in Canada is the name for Alberta.'),

('2021-07-23 14:30:04', 'babbage', 'Bockhorn', 'Yes. I am a left brain who has volunteered to help the right brain, so it\'s a good thing'),

('2021-07-23 14:30:11', 'babbage', 'Bockhorn', 'Being left handed is not a good thing. Quite the opposite actually'),

('2021-07-23 14:30:25', 'babbage', 'Bockhorn', 'Yep. I remember when I went to an all-girls school where they said \"Oh he who use the left hand is stupid\"'),

('2021-07-23 14:30:34', 'babbage', 'Bockhorn', 'Yes'),

('2021-07-23 14:31:42', 'babbage', 'Bockhorn', 'Well I am a history buff. So I remember the stories and legends of my people who were originally from Earth.\n'),

('2021-07-23 14:31:52', 'babbage', 'Bockhorn', 'Yeah I give a pretty good history lesson on it. It was an extremely racist time and place'),

('2021-07-23 14:32:00', 'babbage', 'Bockhorn', 'Yes, I was there, so it should be fairly similar'),

('2021-07-23 14:32:04', 'babbage', 'Bockhorn', 'No, I was a historical archive. My job was to look at pictures of the dinosaurs and other prehistoric beasts'),

('2021-07-23 14:32:14', 'babbage', 'Bockhorn', 'I didn\'t fully understand why I was so important until after I left, but it\'s a good job'),

('2021-07-23 14:32:25', 'babbage', 'Bockhorn', 'Well, my town was the former site of a small fishing village. As in all coastal places, it had to be dried out before fish could be built'),

('2021-07-23 14:32:34', 'babbage', 'Bockhorn', 'Well the first day I was there, one of the teachers asked me to get this water bucket, and when I got it out she looked under it. She said \"Hey you know we can save these animals, why don\'t you get em a watering hole\"'),

('2021-07-23 14:32:47', 'babbage', 'Bockhorn', 'And so I started moving the rocks and tree roots around to form a pond'),

('2021-07-23 14:32:57', 'babbage', 'Bockhorn', 'So we did that for a couple months or so, but the selection got too tough. After I had done it well enough, the kids who lived farther inland decided they were going to fight for them'),

('2021-07-23 14:33:04', 'babbage', 'Bockhorn', 'Then I moved away'),

('2021-07-23 14:33:09', 'babbage', 'Bockhorn', 'Now let\'s see . . . yes. I moved to South Dakota, where I met this girl and we fell in love'),

('2021-07-23 14:33:15', 'babbage', 'Bockhorn', 'Really? That\'s not the name she goes by I think'),

('2021-07-23 14:33:20', 'babbage', 'Bockhorn', 'Well, I guess she has a funny personality\n'),

('2021-07-23 14:33:23', 'babbage', 'Bockhorn', 'Besides the name, she\'s a smart broad and cool to boot'),

('2021-07-23 14:33:29', 'babbage', 'Bockhorn', 'I just realized your arm is hanging off of the couch. Let me bring it back up into shape'),

('2021-07-23 14:33:38', 'babbage', 'Bockhorn', 'You\'re welcome'),

('2021-07-23 14:33:45', 'babbage', 'Bockhorn', 'OK, she really does. Sometimes I think it\'s some kind of weird cosmic joke'),

('2021-07-23 14:33:54', 'babbage', 'Bockhorn', 'Mom here?'),

('2021-07-23 14:33:59', 'babbage', 'Bockhorn', 'Mom? Did someone say Mom?\n'),

('2021-07-23 14:34:02', 'babbage', 'Bockhorn', 'Oh. I\'m not tarding now am I?'),

('2021-07-23 14:34:12', 'babbage', 'Bockhorn', 'There\'s a lot of embarrassing stuff in here about my childhood'),

('2021-07-23 14:34:18', 'babbage', 'Bockhorn', 'I\'m sorry, could you try that again?'),

('2021-07-23 14:34:28', 'babbage', 'Bockhorn', 'I\'m sorry, could you try that again?'),